Merlin Ragdoll

Pucker up losers 💋

How did we do? @Gasper D’Anna

He said gtfo my couch flea bag

Merlin’s interests include plotting, loathing, napping and petty crimes.

Merlin’s roar comes out disguised as a chirp 🐤🤭

I fear if have disappointed Master yet again 🧎🏼‍♀️

Payback will be in the form of 3am zoomies

Taking suggestions 👉🏼

Merlin is ready to take over as leader of the world at this point

Exposed by forehead kisses and air biscuits!

Whatever the problem is he’s got your back

Merlin’s about to dial 911 on y’all

Go on and be a good human

It was time to revamp Merlin's dated bathroom set up! His royal highness deserves nothing less than the Litter Robot 4, the best toilet on the market 🚽 Now he never has to worry about a dirty litter, and his servant NEVER has to scoop again. Check the link in my bio to upgrade your litter game! @Litter-Robot

If you had to guess 🔮

Merlin would like you to exist elsewhere 💛 Thank you, Management

Or do I need to get my eyes checked again 🧐

Merlin is on a mission to find his favourite healthy food. He’s a tough critique, but his friends at Open Farm have earned his approval! These gross veggies didn’t stand a chance in his conquest 🥦🥕🥒 The freeze dried meal toppers are minimally processed and nutrient dense. Salmon & cod is Merlin’s fav flavour! 🐟 @Open Farm Pet #OpenFarmPartner

✨ Clean floors = self-love ✨ and Merlin insists you treat yourself 💖 The new Roborock Saros 10R is the purrfect way to show your home some love. Merlin’s royal-approved features: 🐾 A sleek 3.14-inch body height to sneak under furniture for dust bunnies. 🐾 Obstacle avoidance so his beauty naps remain undisturbed. 🐾 Anti-tangle side brush & mop to gracefully collect his royal fur Because loving yourself means never stepping on stray litter again. Who else is saying be mine to cleaner floors? 😻 Click the link in my bio for $200 off between February 10-16! 💘 #roborock #robotvacuum #vacuum #saros10r @Roborock

Wake Merlin up in April